captainjackasswolf's Blog

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i don't want anyone to worry if i am suddenly gone for a while. i didn't do anything stupid its just that we're supposed to get a REALLY bad snow storm and i'm probably gonna not have power for a while.  which is great cause we don't have any firewood either. ugh tis is just so perfect since i already wish i was dead

i was over my aunt's house while she and the other "adults" went to go get the pizza to eat. i was left there two watch my five cousins. 1 of them was 8 then i think (and the most obnoxious brat EVER) with two 6 year old twin brother and sister. the other two are the ones who live there (in my album too). my little cousin was only about 3 then and still ran through the house naked and her younger brother who could only walk slowly still was there as well. 

in an oh so wonderful idea she decided to run around naked while i was watching all of them. of course her little brother saw it and imitated it as well. i of course had to start chasing both of them around the place while the other three laughed at me in my stupidity -___-. it took me a half hour to catch both of them and get clothes on them and you know what 



i didn't even get paid for babysitting 

has been UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

last... wendsday i think i got in a huge fight with the A hole. we broke a shitload of stuff, the wall was partially broken, the door has a foot wide hole in it, numarous holes are the wall UGHHHHH. i didn't speak to skitsoid for 2 days and if my friend hadn't shown up at my place to work out we'd be fighting again. it just snowed and we're out of firewood, i fall asleep again only when the sun starts to come out, i've barely been able to practice on the guitar as well. in addition to that a few certain people seem to devote themselves to telling me how much i suck on here. i am honestly just going insane especially now that the doctors can't find out whats wrong with my side since all the tests show nothing. at least the pain is gone from it even if it makes me pee nonstop -__-

honestly i think i could do it all easily if she was in my life. shes avoiding me now and i am becoming depressed because of it. we talked for a minute this week after 3 weeks of nothing and that was just her telling me she was ok. what she also told me made me want to grab the bottle of sleeping pills and knock myself out to stop thinking of it. its not bad or anything just unpleasent... just thinking of it makes me want to do that.  i am just feeling so freaken miserable over such stupid things ugh someone just shoot me please. one second i am feeling good the next second miserable and so on UGH. 

i am totally lost without my guiding sun in this world and barely able to fend off the darkness in myself let alone all the darkness from outside me that wants me dead. i'm lucky to have the stars that you all are in my life thanks for caring all of you if it weren't for you all i'd have probably be crying in the corner naked in the darkness right now ( and no do not ask for pictures)

well at least i got to hang a bit with my friend for a bit while he was over here... and it stopped my "parents" from fighting as well

and now because skitsois car is messed up i can't leave this week to go to the library either so i can't get out..... can someone kill me?

CHICKY CALLED AGAIN HEHEHE she thinks i hate it when she calls but secretly i like it when she calls cause its so fun :) nobody tell her or she'll get realy embaressed  (can't spell)


and i don't have an irish aceent ggggrrrrr

look everyone the nutjob is lying ok. he never gave me his number because i blocked him ages ago. and yet despite this he continues to "joke" about how he wants to murder me -__-. so its a lie ok he never gave me anything other than annoyance at theatening to murder me nonstop ok

i just heard whispering IN MY EAR. TWICE. i was just trying (and failing like usual) to sleep when it happened. i'm sure it was probably just the fan making it sound like whispering but still with everything i deal with it creeps me out. it sounded so real and even though i knew it was probably nothing it still sent a shock through me. now i'm honestly to SLIGHTLY freaked out to try to sleep anymore. it seriously have me the creeps since stuff like this is everyday to me .... well at least it wasn't growling sounds from the darkness or dead bird being killed.... that was unpleasent -__-

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY CROTCH DAMMIT I AM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL



i don't know why i made this 

i have reached 200 pages today. even though today has been kinda crummy for me to be honest i am trying to make it the best i can.SO even though i feel kinda pouty and am still being watched by that damn thing i say we need to all get drunk off our asses:). PARTY TIME lets get to it WWWWOOOOOWWHHHHOOOOOOOOO


and edz... no orgies this time ok.. i won't have a repeat of the last time

unless i can record it ;)

I groaned a bit and pushed myself back up on my feet. Smoke pushed through the room from the remains if the giant burning tornado making me cough slightly. I covered my mouth and nose with my jacket and looked up at the ancient enraged shriveled man sitting on his seat. His eyes burned with all the rage of the damned in hell as he took deep smoke filled breaths.
“So is that all you got or should I prepare for a monsoon of boiling acid next?” I grinned. My grin dissolved instantly as I glanced to the side. Wolf stood still as several thick columns of rotating fire held him in a spot standing like a statue. He was glaring up Gogma with his arms crossed across his chest unblinking.
I waved my wooden blade in front of me trying to dispel the waves of smoke that floated through the air. Suddenly the smoke turned and spun in the thick heavy power of a dark hole and covered me blinding all my vision. Smoke filled into my lungs making me dizzy. I covered my face as best I could and ducked down low as ashes covered me completely. I felt my vision swirl around as I attempted to not breathe in the smoke. Then suddenly it lifted up and I felt a force push my body upwards. Invisible wires held me up in the air before I was sent slamming back against the stone wall.
I yelled in pain as I slid down to the floor weakly. Blood feel from my mouth as I attempted to gasp for another breath. My body refused to let me do it and instead sent a piercing stab of pain up in place of air causing more blood to pool in my mouth. I tried to look upwards but my body refused to move even that slight amount and I instead was forced to look down on the cold floor bellow. The smoke above me sent small amounts of dizziness in my head causing my vision to blur. I felt my consciousness quickly begin to
Come on you stupid Son of a bitch are you gonna just give up
“Dad?”
 Are you gonna just lay there like a pathetic piece of shit. I always knew you were not good enough to inherit the Swordsman title. I don’t know why fate chose something as pathetic as you to carry on my ways.
“Shut up” I growled ignoring the intense pain it caused. I felt the anger begin to stir in me intensely at the words in my head.
You’re gonna let something as minor as this put you down. You’re pathetic. You can’t even handle something like this without your precious steel weapons. If you’re this pathetic then I must have screwed up along the way.
“I said shut up” I coughed through blood. I felt my body begin to heat up with anger as the voice continued. I felt my body begin to heat up and I took a deep breath of heavy air.
You don’t deserve the name of Darkeson. NOW ARE YOU GONNA JUST LAY THERE AND DIE OR ARE YOU GONNA GET UP?
“I said… SHUT UP” I yelled. I pushed myself to my feet as my body was filled with fire. Images of flames burned in my mind as the swordsman’s fire magic burned through my body. The pain was irrelevant now. “I SAID SHUT THE HELL UP.”
I saw Gogma’s burning red eyes widen with surprise. He raised his arms again and several twisters of flames shot from the fire at me. I raised the blade in front of me and swiped toward the tower of fire causing it to evaporate into the air. The other two pillars flew at me in a cross shaped attack. I leapt up to the ceiling above them and pushed off it quickly accelerating my fall and pushing me forward. I landed on the floor and held my blade upwards like a harpoon.
I threw with all my strength. The wooden blade pierced the air and flitted through the circles of fire that held Wolf in place. Instantly they dissolved as he reached out and grabbed it midair. He threw it back to me as he held his own wooden blade up by his side. I leapt in one long fluid jump and reached over to his side holding my blade up by my side.
“You okay? I asked.
“I’m fine my jacket had Nomex and Kevlar built into it so the fires no big deal.” He glanced over at me “You on the other hand look like crap. I see you’ve gotten you powers back.” A small aura of black fire burned around his body as electricity crackled through the air.
“I see you got your own back as well. What do ya say we kick this guy’s ass?” I raised my blade up and pointed it at Gogma. His eyes were seething red with uncontrolled fury now as sparks of exploding energy flurried through the air exploding with loud snaps.
“Sounds good to me” I looked up at the ancient skeleton of a sorcerer “Shall we do the twist again?”
He nodded. I spun sideways and ran towards the left side of the room. Gogma reached towards me from the other side of the room and sent a sharp burst of lightning out from his hand.  I pushed myself against the wall and kicked off it. The power of the Swordsman’s fire pushed my muscles harder sending me higher than normal as I flipped over the lightning bolt causing it to crash into the ground with a rumble. I landed on the ground and continued running forward dodging the small sparks of electricity exploding in the air.
Out of the corner of my eye I saw a thin rope sized object speed towards me. Instantly my super speeded reactions sent me leaping backwards just as the thin twisted blade flew through the air. I saw an angry snakelike Tomias run at me as his sword retracted back to him. I brought my wooden blade upward above my head and ran towards him. The distance between us closed within seconds it seemed as he slashed outwards towards me in a left-handed slicing motion towards my head. I ducked down and rolled forward swiping at his legs with the wooden blade. I continued forward with the roll and leapt upwards and spun around to face him.
“So you really think you can beat me with that stick Swordsman?” he hissed at me raising his snake spirit blade at me. I heard a quiet and concealed hiss coming from the blade as well as a small red slit of an eye opened on the side of the blade and looked at me with a narrow slit of sight.
“Oh trust me snake boy this will be much different than before when you caught me off guard” I said back to him I held my blade in front of me. I felt my body begin to heat up and sweat covered my hands. The damage in my chest slowly began to pulse with pain.
“Well then” he hissed deeply raising his blade to his side “We shall see about that” he slashed downward extending the blade out at me. I leapt to the side and a small quiver of red hot pain cut into my ribs. I winced and instantly Tomias sliced his blade through the air at my head.
I ducked down barely n time as the sword clipped several more hairs from my head. I stepped forward ignoring the sparks exploding in the air around me and stabbed the wooden blade forward at his neck. I he spun to the left dodging it and used the momentum of his spin to swing his blade left handed at me. I rolled forward below the blade and swung my blade out at him. It smashed into his side and the seals on the blade sent steam spreading up from the point of impact. The summoner let of a high pitched screech of pain and swiped at me with the snake blade.
My increased reflexes pushed at me and I leapt back away from it. My body burned and sweat poured down my brow threatening to cause me to lose sight of my opponent. My chest ached with pain from what I was guessing was at least one broken rib and my muscles cried with exhaustion. I attempted to let the pain flow through me and accept it as a mere feeling. My chest throbbing was a simple reaction my body was making to the ribs. My shoulder wound and throbbing muscles were as well. Pain was just another part of me.
I took a deep breath and raised my blade up again. A bolt of pure white lightning from Gogma was mixed with Wolfs black hellfire as it shot out between the two of us. I stood there not even blinking as the attacks mixed of exploded showering the air with sparks.  From between the blinding lights in the air his snake blade shot out at me in a corkscrew shaped attack.  I parried it to the side and ran forward at him. As I got within striking distance I felt a tingle of terror push on the back of my neck and I ducked forward just as the blade spun through the air in a whip-like motion nearly severing my head off.
He brought the blade whipping out at me again. I parried it again to my right and winced as the edge of the blade tipped against my arm cutting it slightly.  I jumped backwards as the blade moved through the air of its own accord at me. It struck at me with a stabbing motion repeatedly biting at my skin. I dodged every one of its attacks by mere inches feeling the cold wind from the blade against my skin. I rolled to the side avoiding another thrust of the blade as it attacked me again. I brought my wooden blade smashing down on the metal one as it spun after me knocking it to the ground. It speedily retracted back to its wielder in a long fluid motion.
“So your gonna kick my ass huh. It’s funny as all I can see is you scuttling around avoiding my attacks like a bug.” He hissed. He held his blade left handed above his hand and struck it down to the floor. I dodged to the side easily avoiding the thin blade.
A spurt of blood shot out from my shoulder suddenly and I yelled in pain falling on one knee. I looked down at my right shoulder and saw a thin sharp cut leaking blood from it. I resisted the urge to cover it with my hand. Instead I stood back up and held my blade up in front of me.
He laughed. It was a deep twisted sound that put images of monstrous things in my mind. “IF that’s the best you can do I am not impressed. Where’s that combat spirit I saw in you before in the bar. Show me the violent beast that lives inside you.”
“You want it” I said as I focused my mind. Inside it I thought of lightning shooting from the sky. Its speed, its power, its sharp ferocity as it burst down from the heavens. I felt my body begin to tingle with powerful electrical energy. Every one of my hairs stood on end across my body and thin strips of electricity shot between them in short bursts. “You got it.”
In a millisecond I leaped forward through the air and shoved my knee into his chest. I smashed my right elbow down onto his right shoulder blasting him down to the ground. I brought my blade sizzling through the air in a blur of motion. Suddenly a blur of quick motion the thin blade shot out and blocked the attack of my wooden blade. Steel and wood smashed into each other with a clash. In the next moment the blade shot out at me and I dodged the power surging through me increasing my speed beyond my own minds ability to comprehend.  I leapt away from it in a single long speedful jump away.
My vision began to blur slightly and I felt my body wobble. I steadied myself and looked up in front of me. The silver steal of the blade slowly grew out and expanded in a small circular shape an inch wide. Its silver hue changed into a checkered brown and red scale skin. The tip morphed into a long thin forked snake tongue that stuck out in the air tasting it like it was a delicious delicacy. It opened its mouth revealing long thin fangs dripping with green liquid. Its bright red eyes were like slits of diamonds as they glowed at me.
“Out of the way” I heard a voice scream. I looked over and dodged backwards just as Wolf’s body went flying backwards through the air.
I looked over at the thrown. Gogma stood on the left side of his now badly destroyed thrown with his galaxy-like robe burned badly blotching out some of the stars. His eyes were an even brighter (if possible) shade of coal red and his right arm was completely missing. His figure stood short yet he had a shadow that stood over him high reaching almost to the ceiling. He raised his left hand and a bolt of bright white lightning blasted at me. I threw myself down to the cold stone floor below just as it sizzled over me.
I glanced in front of me. The long thin snake slithered through the air downwards to Tomias. It opened its mouth revealing its long thin fangs and bit down on his neck. I suddenly felt like puking at the site and the broken ribs didn’t help much either. It removed its fangs a moment later and I watched Tomias begin to stir weakly. I pushed myself back up just as Wolf reached my side.
“I’d say it’s getting a little hectic in here wouldn’t you.” He said. A small amount of blood was on the right side of his face as he bled from a small cut on his forehead. His clothes were covered in a combination of dark crisp ash and dark ancient blood.
“You think it’s time to leave?” I said standing up straight. My body screamed for me to collapse in pain but I resisted the urge.
“Oh definitely.” He said grabbing my shoulder as I wobbled slightly. “I’d say it’s about time we quite literally blow this place.” He spun around and hefted the black wooden bokken and threw it out the window.
“Where do you think you’re going” Gogma’s voice sounded. The sound itself seemed to come from everywhere in the room at once reverberating off the walls and jiggling my bones with its might.
“We are leaving I believe” I said. I looked out the window and grinned. “I do believe they got the signal.” I turned back to Gogma. He lifted his remaining arm and another bolt of bright electricity shot out from it at me. At the same moment Wolf stepped forward and a blast of icy cold black fire intercepted the lightning bolt causing it to fizzle out in the air.
“Like I was saying before you tried to do that” I began. “You should know something very important. We were onto you from the very beginning. We figured you’d be listening to us from the very moment we stepped into your castle if not before that.” The shadow over him pulsed in different shades of darkness with what I was guessing was a large amount of anger. “So we continued with the whole skit knowing you would not suspect us. We talked about the fake plan involving hidden explosives when in actuality there are no explosives in his pants at all.”
“Besides the usual stuff” Wolf said.
“Really man. Your just gonna make a joke about your crotch right now in the middle of all of this.” I said giving him the sourest of my looks. “Doesn’t this seem a bit like an inappropriate moment to be making those kinds of jokes?”
He shrugged “Seems as good as any really. Plus come on you know everyone loves crotch jokes. They really help to lighten the mood.”
The air around us became heavy with anger. Then all at once it became heavier in reality and I felt the same invisible force as before push down on me. This time however it was weaker than before I wasn’t sure if it was the combination of the swordsman’s fire and lightning magic pulsing through me right now or if his powers were becoming weaker. Maybe it was a combination of both but I stood up against the force of it and held my wooden blade ahead of me.
“Seems like someone need to recharge their batteries. Maybe next time you should go with the pink bunny kind and not the evil magic kind.” I said. His face twisted in an impossible amount of scrunch as if he was made out of some kind of molded clay. His eyes were impossible to see now for they were sunk deep into his head and radiated such impossible brightness. His thin shadow caricature behind him was literally pulsing from his rage reminding me a strobe light.
“So as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted” Wolf rolled his eyes as I glanced at him. “We knew you would be listening and most likely watching us as well. So we devised the most cunning of plans. We made sure that you would be distracted by the two of us this whole time so that the rest of the team could sneak closer without your notice.”
His glowing red eyes widened as I was sure he began to realize what was happening. He looked over at the crumpled mesh of metal that used to be the trigger and back up at us. I couldn’t help but cock a slight grin at the undercurrent of fear he displayed right now.
“That’s right sparky the rest of them have been planting the explosives at the base of this overgrown tower and as we speak they are preparing to blow it up.” Wolf said totally stealing all my thunder again.
Gogma grimaced at us. Behind him the air itself seemed to bend around in a circular shape. A small liquid looked spiral began to spin around the air quickly becoming faster and faster. It expanded out reaching upwards to the ceiling and down to the floor. He turned at once and took a step towards it.
“This is not the end of it. I will have the power of the fourth beast and you will both be dead soon enough.” He said in a slightly more quite voice than before as it came from everywhere at once. He began walking towards the twisting vortex in front of him.
I held my blade up above me head. “Sorry buddy but I gotta do this” I said to it. I threw it forward with all my might sending it spinning through the air and crashing into the vortex. The liquid spinning circle seemed to crackle with energy as the blade smashed into the center of it. The banishing seals on it combined with the spring liquid I had poured on it before seemed to do the trick and within a second of impacting it the vortex shattered and shimmered away in tiny pieces of its former size.
Gogma spun around glaring at me. A second later the floor began to quake below us and the sound of explosions going off rang out. Gogma raised his remaining arm at us but lost his balance as the walls and floors began to shake uncontrollably. I began running with Wolf right behind me and within seconds my magically speeded body was at the window. I turned around and promptly gave the middle finger back to the sorcerer.
“So long fucker it’s been a real blast.” I said. I leapt out the window backwards and let the air take a hold of me.

does anybody else hate it when people you don't know seem to know you? i have these moments a lot. during my freshman year there was this girl who always spoke to me in the hallway. she would always say my name and say hi and i had NO idea at ALL who she was. it was ssooo awkward for me. she'd be like "hey John how's it going?" i'd be like "hey ... you its all good"


SOO WEIRD

The seconds seemed to drag on into minutes and from there it seemed to turn into eternity itself. I fought against my bodies desire to become tired and continued to concentrate as best I could. I kept my muscles relaxed but made my mind sharp focusing my breathing inwards. The worst thing a captive can do is become tired and lose track of time and if I was gonna attempt an escape then I would also need my bodies muscles to be ready and alert should anything happen.
After an eternity of near silence the distant sound of footsteps rang out through the hall echoing like distant bells ringing in the night. They came closer and my door swung open with a grind. Two tiny green goblin like creatures appeared at the door. One carried a small brightly burning torch while the other held a small but deadly crossbow in its chubby hands. The crossbow holder motioned with his weapon at me giving the clear indication to go up against the wall.
I went over and leaned out against it placing my hands ahead of me. The torch carrying goblin came up and frisked me patting down my body with thick stubby fingers making occasional grunting noises. After a minute or so of incredibly creepy tension he moved away and the crossbow wielder motion for me to follow.
I made my way over that with my hands held above my head eyeing the large arrow that the crossbow held in it. Wolf joined me in the hallway with his hands above him as well with another crossbow gnome behind him. He winked at me indicating his plan was successful (or he had an itchy eye). We both walked hands held high down the hallway and met with two more gnomes holding crossbows as well. They walked backwards ahead of us as we ascended the steep stairway. I began counting the steps again in my head and kept my eyes peeled for anything that might have been of use in the future.
We continued walking in a never ending spiral as we continued higher and higher along the tower. After today I was going to start banning the use of stairs in alternate dimensions. These people need elevators already. I continued up the stairs as we passed a hundred steps easily before we entered into a small chamber. The small area was lit only by a blazing fire in one end and the small tiny glassless window at the other end. In front of the fire stood a thick ancient seat of glimmering stone that reflected the firelight off of it. In the corner leaning against the wall was Tomias glaring at us with bittersweet viper like glee. Next to him were both our wooden swords reflecting off the light.
A chilling laughter filled the room echoing down the room making it seem miniature in size. I looked around it and failed to see the source of the deep sound. In the same moment the fireplace erupted with a blazing dark fire creating a twisted eerie light around the area. I felt a cold burst over me as the fire heightened as coldness blew over me in place of heat. A shiver ran down my spine making my body shudder against my will.
“So you’re the two naughty boys who have been causing me trouble. It’s nice to finally meet the both of you in person.” a sharp cold voice said. It held a undertone of controlled rage and fierce dark power in it as it attempted to turn me into a scared little child in its presence. 
“I assume you’re the head honcho of this lovely place.” I said in my best tough guy voice. “Well if you are I would consider hiring a decorator. You do know that the evil castle is no longer in style right?
Wolf looked over at me his face having a perplexed look on it “Seriously man. You have a million possible insults and you make fun of his design scheme?”
I looked back at him “Well what would you choose to make fun of?”
 He shrugged a bit “I don’t know. Maybe the whole darkly lit room theme or the evil voice sounding like the emperor from star trek?”
“SILENCE” the voice rang out again.
I held up my hand without looking away “Not now Skippy we’re arguing. Look you have got to admit the design scheme of this place has been used so much now it’s not even scary anymore. Now if they had something like a dark and evil circus tent I would be terrified.”
“I said silence” the voice boomed again. Instantly an invisible weight pushed down upon us. I fell down to my knees as the air itself pressed down invisibly on me. I gasped for oxygen as the air was forced out of my lungs while I fought to remain off the floor with all my might. Every muscle in my body fought against the power pushing against me to no avail as I collapsed onto the floor.
I glanced over at Wolf again as he lay sprawled on the cold floor next to me. He grinned   weakly at me and said “I…. still say….. I … won … that …argument”
“You’re…. an ….. idiot” I said weakly. Suddenly just as fast as it had come on the pressure vanished. I took in a deep breath of oh so sweet air and filled my lungs with it. My muscles began to slowly ease off the extreme pain they felt ad return to normal.
After a minute to recover my strength I pushed myself off the floor. I stood up gasping slightly and gave Wolf my hand helping him to his feet. His blazer was caked with the dampness of the floor making me realize my jacket was similarly covered. I cussed loudly attempting to brush off the wetness as best I could.
“Now that I have your attention please allow me to introduce myself.” The voice said. With a grinding sound that made my ears cringe the stone chair swiveled around on the floor. The fireplace behind it shot out a magnificent burst of fire casting a spectral light over the one seated in the marble chair. “You may call me Gogma.”
 The figure couldn’t have been taller than our guide at what I guessed was barely four feet tall. However unlike our guide the not so nice host’s entire body seemed to personify darkness. His ancient dark skin sagged like an over washed shirt bending the full body tattoo’s on him in various ways. His face was similarly wrinkled with ancient deep set eyes that showed black, on his head were small thin ancient strands of hair that were grayer than gray and more scarce than water in the desert. He wore a long black robe that seemed to absorb any of the light that hit it as if made out of a black hole with stars twinkling around it.
“I’m sorry did you say your name is Gogma?” I said. The name seemed to have a strange familiar ring to it yet kept itself on the outer edges of my memory taunting me with its familiar mystery.
“He ripped it off from the bible dumbass.” Wolf said glaring at the shriveled man with a cold look “It’s an anagram for Magog from the bibles book of revelations.” His voice was harsh and cold as he looked at him. I could feel the animalistic rage coming from him already with the power of an invisible fire.
“Yes Fourth beast I am the one you have chased after this whole time. I killed all those people, though at the time I merely invaded their weak minds and forced them to do it to themselves.” The man named Gogma rasped with his sinister voice. He laughed with maddening glee a sound that sent images of the dead rasping for life beyond their reach.     
I looked over at Wolf “Did he just call you the fourth beast?” I asked. The invisible fire around his body seemed to become hotter as I felt his rage increased tenfold. I felt a small amount of the rage become pointed at me at the mentioning of the name.
“It’s one of many names for the beast I have become. It’s the fourth forbidden beast of the bible whose very existence is supposed to be kept hidden.” He glared at the darkly hooded man with dark rage in his eyes “The simple fact he knows of its existence is his way of telling us how dangerous he is.”
The Fireplace exploded with a raging torrent of burning green fire.  The dark robed Gogma folded his hands in front of him and gave a wicked toothless smile. The mere act of that alone sent snakelike shivers through me. An evil man smiling is never a good thing.
“You are very astute forth beast. I would assume you also know that I led you here in order to gain your power then.” he held his hands out in front of him as if he were suddenly accepting Christ himself into his life. Two multi colored balls of fire shot out of the fire and into his hands hovering just above them. He raised his arms up and they shot out at us with a fury burning through the air. I threw myself to the right as the flame sailed past me. Wolf merely stood there as his fireball stopped in front of him and floated.
I picked myself back up and glared at the bastard sitting smugly in the chair before yelling “Oh so he gets the bluff attack and I’m the one dodging for his life. What the hell am I chop freaken liver?” I glared over at Wolf as the fireball flicked and fizzled out of existence in front of him. I swear I never saw him blink even once. I turned my eyes coldly at the robed bastard “If he’s the one you want then why did you conspire to lure me into this case.”


A hissing laughter sounded as Tomias leaned against the wall in the corner “You think you were drawn into this on purpose?” he said clutching his sides laughing. His laugh was like a high pitched squeal empty of any true joy and laughter. “You… you were just a happy accident. I didn’t even know who you were before I met you in the parking lot.” His face twisted with malicious glee.
“So I was right. You were hired to kill me by your human coconspirator. I’m guessing he caught wind of Miss Sunders hiring me to investigate her father and was worried of what I would discover.” I grinned “And he was right to worry. I have seen a lot of nasty skeletons in people’s closets but never before have I ever seen anything as dark and slimy as what I have found lately.”
“I assume you are talking about the fact that the man you were after was in fact a evil zombie double. I’m actually quite surprised you managed to take it on and live.”  He smiled wickedly “Though I am happy now that I get to kill you myself.”
“Actually I was talking about your greasy face snake boy. I have seen a lot of ugly people in my life but never anyone as greasy a snake face as you.”
He screeched at me with rage. A thin ropelike form shot out from his arm at my head. I pulled my head back as his snakes spirit flowed through the air with a snapping motion. The spirit curved through the air changing into a thin metallic blade as it swiveled in a snakelike motion toward me. I focused myself breathing deeply and dodged to the side at the last moment catching the blade underneath my arm. I smashed my hand open palmed against his blade forcing it to retreat back to its wielder hissing at me angrily.
“I see even bare handed and powerless your still gonna put up a fight.” He raised the serpentine blade above his head and prepared to swing it down at me. “I have been waiting to taste you blood and now I finally get to” he yelled swinging the blade like a whip.  Gogma raised his right hand and with a silent invisible force Tomias was lifted off his feet and slammed against the dark stone of the wall. He slumped down with a weak hissing groan onto the floor. A small trickle of blood down from his mouth as he lay there glaring weakly at Gogma. “You bastard…. Why didn’t you let me kill him like you promised?”
The ancient shriveled man lowered his hand back down. He grinned another toothless grin at the two of us “You will get to kill him when I say you do. Remember who is the master and who is the servant or do I have to remind you again.” He warned raising his arms slightly. The simple motion apparently held enough power behind it as Tomias stopped moaning and sat there. The ancient sorcerer looked back at us “So now my good children would say it’s time to end this little conversation. It has truly been an honor to meet the two of you.”
I looked over at Wolf “So I guess we should be going now then?” he nodded. I turned back towards the man in the chair “Well it’s been a pleasure but I guess we shall be going then.”
He squinted at us with his deep shrunken eyes “And where exactly may I ask do you think you are going then?” he asked. His deep holes of eyes glared at us with a measure of curiosity and disgusted rage and he attempted to keep his composure.
“We are going to leave this place in a clam manner” I said grinning foolishly at him “Because otherwise several blocks of C four will go off in here and we’ll all be blown to kingdom come.” I nodded to Wolf. He immediately reached down into his pants (something that made me want to gag and has no left a deep scare on my psyche) and pulled out a small trigger.
He looked at us from his thrown. I could see from the coldness on his face his ancient mind was racing with thoughts. The fire behind him lowered itself slightly behind him as he sat still as a board upon his dark thrown lit with the dancing of dull fire. “You’re bluffing. You were searched before you came here fool. Mere mortals are no threat to me.”
“While it is true I was searched your guards suck at it. Next time tell them to check my pants.” Wolf said grinning like a fool. I could feel the fire around him slowly lower itself from the rage that had held it before. We were back on top of the situation now.
Gogma’s black pits of eyes widened at this news “You dare to threaten me. You are but mere cockroaches underneath me. I could crush you with just a mere wish right now you pathetic scum” he roared. Spittle flew out of his mouth as he roared this as the rest of his body seemed to pulse in pure anger.
“I think we’ve upset the man Wolf” I grinned at him.
“I would agree. Do you think he needs a time out Darkeson?”
“I would say so.” I said grinning at the furious bastard steaming with rage upon his thrown “But what happens if we put him in it and he tries to kill us then?”
“Well Darkeson” he began in his best teacher voice “I would say that might set off the bomb. Cause as we all know once I take my finger off this trigger my pants explode and not in a good way either.”
I rolled my eyes and laughed lightly “Well I would say he needs to be a good boy then and behave. From what I have heard not even mighty sorcerers can survive what you are willing to do.” I looked over at Gogma who glared back at me with rage. The fire behind him surged highly leaping flames of every color out of the fireplace in response to the fire in his eyes. The air pressure around us began to build up greatly pushing invisible power down upon us.
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you” Wolf said holding up the detonator and twitching his finger slightly. From his seat the deeply cloaked man roared hatred at the two of us. A second later the heavy invisible weight lifted off of us like an invisible iron curtain. I let out a small sigh of relief as my body
“What is it you want?” he rumbled. His voice may have been cold and precise but I could feel the insurmountable rage held up behind it. It was only a matter of time before the dam of control was overblown by the furiousness he held behind it.
“First I want my damn sword back.” I said. He raised his arm and instantly both the wooden blades darted through the air and came to a stop before us. They hovered there like bees and I snatched mine out from in front of me. The wooden grip on it felt right in my hand as I held it in front of me. “Good boy. Now I want some damn answers.”
“What do you want” he said with a voice that was barely understandable through the intense rage it held behind it. The fire behind him increased impossibly more sending invisible waves of heat out bending the air.
“I want to know where you met Richard Sunders.”
He looked down at me with the fires of hell itself now in his eyes “I don’t know what you talking about.”
Wolf looked over at me with a quizzical expression on his face holding the dead man switch in one hand and the wooden sword in the other “Yes I think I need an explanation too.”
“Mister Gogma here is apparently aquatinted with one Richard Sunders. I’m gonna guess he somehow came into contact with them during his overseas work for Reighner pharmaceuticals. They most likely saw him as a potential asset to help fund them.” I looked up at Gogma on his shimmering throne “I’m right aren’t I.”
The fire around him was twisting the air everywhere sending liquid shimmers through every atom of oxygen. It was as if a ghostly Chinese dragon was slowly shifting through the air itself with a mystic grace twisting back and forth with a fierce elegance. The fire behind them roared and out of the corner of my eye I saw Tomias weakly attempt to cover his face from the towering inferno. At least someone who deserved the pain got it for once. Up on his thrown Gogma sat still not moving a hair upon his thrown as the shimmering lights on his cloak circled slowly around it in an infinite black swirl.
His silence was answer enough to me as I continued “I’m guessing he agreed to help you but in return you had to help him. In return for him using the company’s profits to help finance whoever it is you work with he had you kidnap Abigail Sunders father and replace him with a duplicate.” I said in the most theatrical sense. I held my blade up to him and continued “However you still had the problem of the original Mister Sunders. You couldn’t kill him I’m guessing as you needed his living body to keep the double animated.”
“That’s quite ingenious Mister Sherlock” Wolf said in a horrible English accent “But what of the guards that were found butchered then. How do they fit in?”
I grinned even more “Its Elementary.”
“You know he never actually says that.”
“Shut up your ruining the moment. I’m on a roll here.” I said. He motioned for me to continue. “Well it ends up those body guards that were supposedly protecting him were in reality holding him. They kept him held up in that small room twenty-four seven ensuring he would not escape as well” I looked up at the skeletal bastard lying on his thrown. His deep set eyes now began to literally glow with a violent red glow as they glared down at me. I matched him glare for glare as we fought an invisible tug of war with our eyes.
“So I’m guessing something happened between the two parties then that caused them to turn on each other.” Wolf said looking up at the man with a cocky grin on his face that annoyed even me.
“Yes. I would guess Richard tried to weasel out of the deal somehow or he didn’t do as he promised for you. So as punishment you sent mister snake face over there” I nodded toward Tomias who glared weakly at me from his position on the floor “To abduct the original man. Looks like he however made a little mess during the process.” I said shaking my head “It seems he was a very bad boy to misbehave like that.”
“Shut up you sack of “Tomias hissed in a weak voice. Before he could finish the sentence flames shot out of the fireplace licking at his face. He hissed up at Gogma as the flames lapped up at him with like a sickening tongue.
“So you figured it out boy congratulations.” The robed man said. He looked down darkly at me “The fool was acquired by us but he quickly attempted to back out of our deal. He attempted to hide his own brother from us with mere human guards and he will pay the price for it.”
“Let me guess you killed him.” I said looking coldly at him. It would make sense if he attempted to betray them. In my experience bad guys don’t usually let people live when they piss them off.
“The coward will be dealt with in time as will the others involved in this.” He said looking down upon me with a continued expression of invisible rage. “Now that I have explained that” he began. He raised his hands up and before we could stop it the detonator flew from Wolf’s hand through the air. It whistled over into the sorcerers hand and instantly was crushed into a tiny metal heap. “I can commence what I began here. As much as I enjoyed this conversation I believe it is time to end this.”
The fire behind him exploded with black flame as small spirals twisted out from it at us. They spiraled out like wildly spinning tornados of fire and shot out at us with the power of bullets. I rolled sideways as Wolf did the same in the opposite direction. The flames twisted themselves after me through the air with the grace of hurricanes and swiped at me again. I bent back and narrowly avoided burning my head off on the flames. I allowed myself to fall to the ground before I rolled myself to the side away from the flames.
I used the motion of my roll to push myself back up in one fluid movement. The spires of fire twisted through the air after me. I brought my wooden banishing blade up in front of me slicing down through the flames. Its power sent steam springing out as the flames died from contact with its power. The second spire flew towards me and I slashed horizontally through the front of the flame sending steam rising as it was extinguished from the magic of the blades symbols. The steam blanketed me as I saw another giant tunnel of flame shoot out at me. I leapt sideways as it burned a hole through the air where my chest had been.
It turned slightly through the air twisting like a serpent at me and struck at me with a vengeance. I held my blade in front of me as it split the fire in two. Flakes of angry blade shaped fire burned at me like shooting stars blasting at me. Ashes of fire caked across his face causing small scorches all over me but I held my blade forward against the torrent of flame. I felt my body be pushed back along the ground as the power of the fire attempted to crush me beneath it. My arms screamed for relief as I pushed forward moving against the flow of the fire. It pushed down on me with a torrent of flooding dark fire. I pushed my right foot forward then my left marching onward in the step of a soldier. 
The constant push and shove of the fire and me played out across the room. I would take one step forward and it would push me back two steps. I pushed forward against it as my blade stood out in front of me deadlier than any metal one sending steam up from the fire impacting it. The heat of the fire attacked my hands making me want to flinch yet I dared not even blink.
“Fuck ….. THIS” I yelled. I summoned all my strength. I slashed down to the right with all my strength. The fire torrent veered upwards and smashed into the ceiling spreading out around it. A blooming flower of fire exploded above everyone sending me falling back on my ass.

well so much for a good day. jackass came down stairs being an ass about how he needs to sleep. skisoids drunk so she instantly began to threaten me thinking i can't hear her. i began of course to throw things. right now their upstairs screaming at each other calling each other every single thing under the sun and beyond it. i was planning to go to sleep soon since i haven't been sleeping well but now looks liek that ain't gonna happen. 

and to top it all of the girl of my dreams is avoiding me still ..... happy damn new year. now my left backside is killing me again for some reason and i can't go to the doc about it cause no one cares enough to be bothered with me. SHOOT ME NOW plase

GC was wondering what a nova is.... well this is what it is this will hopefully be my car someday if i am lucky enough. and judging by the way jackass is drinking and smoking he'll be dead soon -__- thats if he even gives it to me 

i figured i should write this now. well its snowing like crazy again (damn lazy global warming) and it looks like i might loose power again. it seems to be a tradition around here to lose power for a few days every winter so i might not be on for some time if it happens again. ugh i hate the damn snow 

update Ya i am almost certainly gonna lose power sometime everyone sorry. theres a severe weather warning going on  and it looks like i'm stuck here for a while. so i might not be one tomorrow if we do lose it. 

in good news at least skitsoids stuck somewhere else MUHAHAHAH jass hole is stuck here though -__-

they called earlier tonight and left a message claiming to be justin beiber or however you say his name... apparently they heard the messages i had left her. then suddenly they called again i answer 
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its 3.41 at night i am an insomniac and i know who this is 


CLICK 

as a christmas gift to everyone here i am drawing pics of them ;) now all i need to know is which one does everybody want to use for them .. they will look horrible but its the thoughts that counts -__-

damnit my printer is refusing to work 

asll i got was chicky wayslove and holz pictures pictures

I AM GOING TO BEAT THIS PRINTER UNTIL IT WORKS
update .... it appears my printer has rebelled against me and is refusing to work ... so it looks like i won't be able to make anymore pictures :(  ... i hate electronics    

that fucking thing is still out there. i was just talking to chicky on the phone outside and i felt it. its still out there watching me FUCKING TRY TO KILL ME YOU DAMN MONSTER already uuugghhhh.

its come back. the sudden misery the wishing i was dead the insomnia :( i feel hopeless again. i want to take a bunch of sleeping pills and numb the pain away but i'm terrified to do it.  i just wish someone would shoot me right now i'm so damn %^^^^&%^&%)^*&^ fucking pathetic